The Perfect comic 1

Ever hear of this handy little volume??? Yea, i know, if you have bothered to read any of my other weird posts you will notice i have indeed mentioned this one before... one word: EPIC.
So, why is this on my list of "perfect" comics.
Well lets see...

Its got sex.

And its GOT violence.
Alot of it... and yes, thats good. Plus it does have a CLEAR : parental advisory note on the back, so there shouldn't be any bitching from any of the most annoying people on the planet; complainers...*note to all complainers, if your offended or don't like it, don't watch/read/purchase in the first place. Thats right, i'm talking about you people who go and write letters to commitee's and complain about the veiwings of "south park". Seriously, i think i speak for everyone when i say SHUT UP*
Anyway...
X-Force.
Its got wolverine.

And Domino, mainly this pair is shown, they being the main characters for this volume.

Its GOT NINJA'S

...
And people ripping out of ninja costumes after killing the actual ninja.

It has assassins...
The assassins guild to be spescific...

Did i mention Ninja???

Well, ninja...
Theres humor... tell me if i'm wrong, and you don't smile at lewd/sexy comments...

Epic fight scenes!

Guns

Rough stuff *heehee*

See my point??? Now, i don't want to be one of those dicks who upload everything. Buy the comic, cheapskates! I got this, which was already on the internet, i just copied it. So anyway, get the idea?
The story line is pretty simple, ompening up on Domino, injured after a run in with the assassins guild. She called Foley, or "Elexer" however, i think i spelt that wrong..tough titties... to heal her, she's pretty shattered:

Then, typical Dom, gets inturupted by wolverine, wanting to know who hurt her before she is allowed to be healed: Dom says to Elexir: "kid, what part of "whatever you do, don't tell wolverine" don't you get?"
It turned out that Domino had taken up a mission, to play as "lady luck" and put luck on the side of the assassins before she got hooked up with sheild, so a while ago, while the assassins stole a shitload of money off the Hand ninja. She found a group of teenaged girls locked up by the hand, and took them out, stealing a truck
Thetruck had about 300million inside it. She gave the three girls 1million each and dropped them off at some orphanage thing in Louisianna.
The assassins are pissed. As in really, she cost them 300mill. Can you blame them. They want the money. Bad.
Wolvie goes to help dom, and his car gets blown up. Another great thing. Car crash!!!
They fight the first wave off assassins, Dom kisses wolverine just before razor fist turns up...

As much as Dom wanted to, wolverine descides not to kill him. Good thing too, if they did it would have been alot longer a story,
i also loved it when wolv got him down, and dom cried, "Wait! Don't kill him! We need to insult him first!"
Hee hee, thats a nice one, Dom.
So anyway, a whole bunch of assassins get called in, and they go off and fight them...while having sme fun in the middle if you know what i mean...
Then the hand ninja show up and want to take everyone out, but X23, who had overheard wolverine and Dom talking previously, ignored wolvs argues of "stay out of this, X!" and gotten the rest of the force in to help out. birstin out of ninja clothes and kicking ass:
I loved it how warpath told bullet, whille stabbing at him: "Hasnt anyone ever told you...never bring a gun to a knife fight?" i love remakes of quotes!
Also X kickes Black mamba in the chest, stating :not exactly" as a reply to black's thought of her and wolvie being exactly alike... Foley... who is a bti fo a dooche... comes over, "you gonna be ok" he insists. Then, gotta love archangel screaming at people: "FOLEY, STOP HEALING THE ASSASSINS!"
So yea, the X-force kicks ass...
Dom and wolverine ran in with Bishwacker (hahahahahahaha) at a hotel along the way and heard the word razor fist in a full sentence* wolverine had said he would kill him if he heard the words reazor and fist in the same sentence ever again* Dom seems pleased, as her statement of "razor fist" wasnt a scentence previously when she could have killed him: she says: "hey, thats a full sentence, wel can kill him now!" In the heta of battle, wolverine will not let her do that, "your dead chybaby. dead" she tells him.
They leave, after wolverine makes it clear to Belladonna

That she doesn't know Domino anymore, therefore neither does she know of the money: so no way to kill her.
Then back home Dom donates 200mill *saving 37 for herself, much to wolverines anger* to a japanses orphanage. Wolvie also yells at X for a few days, telling vanisher he's next. I never like vanisher. Its actually nice he died in second coming.
Woops, maybe im saying too much,,,
Anyway, to end the 3chapters Dom replaces wolvies car which got totalled tying to help her:

And whattaya know??? Razorfist is in the trunk!
So anyway: you see?
Over all i will rate this as one of the best comics I own. BUY IT! Seriously...and its even the cheapest volume i have ever purchased, and you will find the xmen anual 2001 at the back, showing when wolverine and Dom met, i think,,,
So anyway, i therefor rate this a minimum of 9 1/2 out of 10. Thats harsh. 10/10 is better.
Great artwork, a bit choppy but hay, it suits.
Great simple story line.
Great features.
Great line.
Great humor.
Great comic...
Sorry...
PERFECT COMIC.